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"The meek shall inherit the earth (as long as that's ok with everyone else)."

Stuff

Quite a little fellow in a wide world It's blog!  It's blog!
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood!

Each day is a tossup - chuck another piece of flotsam onto the pile or set the whole thing on fire.  Until then, a great place to waste 12 minutes.
Planning a trip to New England?  Frankenstein offers some tips for the Boston area.
How to avoid going to parties and meeting people:  Make giant Jack-o-lanterns out of paper mache!  Name them, construct lengthy background histories about them.
How big is the earth really?  How big is your ego?  About the same size?  Then you need to see this.

The Grumble

Bruno the scarecrow has a son, he's bigger, meaner, and he lives in our garage.
I was a teenage zombie.  Okay ... I was a zombie.
My wife keeps telling me, "you're NOT funny!"
They're coming to get you, Barbara!

The Scarecrow

And not a crow for miles around.
The Spook & Debi Get Married
Till death do us part ... or not.

How to survive an outbreak of Undead

Survival tips you should read before the next outbreak of t-virus, rage, radioactive mutant plague, whatever.
Other Miscellany
Scanner stuff
Police scanner frequencies and codes for southern Indiana.  Yeeehaa!

Free MP3 Files
Original music and other audio compositions by S.B. Studios.

Friends of SpookyBlue.com
Websites you'll like better than this one.

The Archive
Interesting things (or not) that got demoted down to the groove yard.  If you're looking for it, and it's here, you've found it.

Other Stuff

Halloween haunts & projects
Halloween goodness all year round!

Spooky Blue's Photo Gallery
Amateur photographer S. Blue shares some historical moments.  Mostly dogs.  Some other stuff, but mostly dogs.  Great if you like dogs.
Our Favorite Photo
Lastest Snug Harbor pic that we liked enough to put on its own page. Sometimes a squirrel, sometimes a cloud.  Sometimes updated.
Haunted Shop Projects
Have fun making sawdust, rewiring things, and just barely not burning off your fingerprints with a soldering iron.
Building a Haunted Shop
More than a how-to, less than informative.
Remembering Gracie
Our crazy sheepdog
WOTW
S.B. Studios presents our adaption of Orson Wells 1938 War of The Worlds by H.G. Welles.

How to Build
A Flying Crank Ghost

Create your own spooky specter out of scrap wood, a foam head, and a rotisserie motor.    Get the Tshirt!

Empire Plastics
Halloween Light Collection

Halloween doesn't really start until every window of the house glows with one of these cheery orange lamps.

A few guidelines worth noting..

If the first 10 gunshots did no good, chances are the next 10 won't either.
If you're visiting a strange town and someone says, "Why, you're the guest of honor!  We couldn't even *have* the barbecue without you!"  Run like hell.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
If you ain't got socks, you ain't got much. But if you got 'em, you might as well pull 'em up.
Don't repeat the Necronomicon spell wrong. In fact, don't repeat it right either.

What a depressing metaphor